Anonymous asked:

Do you think Tim and Nel were having sex during the rocky horror era? On pictures they just seem really flirty like on the ones he grabs her breast, is holding her around her stomach and the one where he's pretending biting her arse

I mean - I hope so??????? 

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

On the 16th of June 1973 The Rocky Horror Show began previews in the Royal Court Theatre Upstairs, London. They held their official, thunder ridden, opening night on the 19th of June 1973.

2013 marks the 40th Anniversary of this incredible production and I want to share some Frankie love here on Tumblr in a tribute to ‘the man who began it’ - Dammit. Well one of them. The one who stormed that stage forty years ago with such style and perfection that we’re sitting here forty years later, still talking about that tiny little production which by rights should have disappeared into the zeitgeist after the originally intended three week run.

So, Tumblr, can we get 4711 notes by 19th June? 

If we do it. 

I will post a rare - never before seen - photo from the original Theatre Upstairs production.

 Well. How nice. 

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Anonymous asked:

I have a question for you (and hopefully various other Tim Curry fans/blogs that see this, if you don't know). Is there a version of Just 14 where Tim Curry sings "and she's always too kind to the chauffeur," (instead of 'driver,' and pronounced more like 'choffer')? I could swear it's how I first heard the song, but the legitimate version I have is 'driver' in every instance.

Hi Anon,

I don’t believe so. There’s the vinyl single, ‘From The Vaults’ and ‘Frankies Rare Experiments’ where it features and whilst I haven’t heard the vinyl in a while the other two are ‘driver’ for sure. 

:) 

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any suggestions for if I or anyone else run into Tim Curry? Like how to not creep him out and such?

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting answered:

I assume you mean ‘in the supermarket’ not ‘in my car’ - because that requires a completely different chat.

I’ll do my best to list several suggestions.

How Not To Creep Tim Curry Out In Gelsons By DTCWYSD

1. Don’t shout ‘OMFG FRANK N FURTER!' 

2. Don’t shout 'I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT STALKING YOU’.

3. Don’t exclaim 'HOLY FUCK YOU’RE TIM CURRY!' 

4. Don’t stare into his shopping cart and start laughing hysterically whilst repeating 'Splenda - everyone loves Splenda - I’m looking at Tim Curry’s Splenda. This Splenda I’m looking at is GOING HOME TO LIVE WITH TIM CURRY. Wow. Splenda' 

5. Don’t try and climb into his shopping cart. 

6. Don’t try and climb into his shopping cart whilst chanting “buy me, Tim Curry! Buy me!! BUY ME, TIM CURRY!”

7. Don’t lick his face. 

8. Don’t start unbuckling his belt. 

9. Don’t start unbuckling YOUR belt. 

10 Don’t start hyperventilating.

11. Don’t start hyperventilating whilst unbuckling his belt.

12. Don’t start hyperventilating whilst unbuckling YOUR belt.

13. Don’t creep up behind him and sniff his hair. 

14. Don’t creep up behind him at all. 

15. Don’t say 'You’re him? Aren’t you?’

16. Don’t ask him where his tambourine is. 

17. Don’t tell him he’s smashing.

18. Don’t ask him to father your children.

19. Don’t ask him if he wants a ride home.

20. Don’t ask him 'if he’s bought any good Häagen-Dazs lately' 

21. Don’t tell him you’re his biggest fan. 

22. Don’t tell him you thought he was great in Hook. 

23. Don’t point to alcohol-based items in his trolley and say 'IT’S STIMULATING!' 

24. Don’t ask him if he’s ever visited Tumblr. 

25. Don’t tell him how WEIRD??????? you are coz you found him 'so hot in Rocky Horror' 

26. Don’t tell him you’ve seen 'everything he’s ever done’. 

27. Don’t tell him you’d like to have seen him as the joker in Batman.

28. Don’t tell him he’d make a great Dr Who. 

29. Don’t offer him a blowjob. 

30. Don’t offer him a Milk Dud. 

31. Don’t offer him anything. 

32. Don’t tell him he’s 'much shorter than you imagined' 

33. Don’t tell him he’s 'much better looking in real life’. 

34. Don’t ask him 'what he’s doing here’.

35. Don’t ask him if he likes to have sex with men. 

36. Don’t start sweating and tell him you’ve come on holiday to LA and spent every day in Gelson’s wine aisle. 

37. Don’t pull out your phone and start showing him photos of you dressed as Frank N Furter. 

38. Don’t say 'I actually saw you in Annie before I saw Rocky Horror' 

39. Don’t tell him you still wanted to fuck the shit out of him in his Criminal Minds Make-up.

40. Don’t make any reference to wanting to fuck the shit out of him in general. 

41. Don’t be rude. 

42. Don’t be presumptuous.

43. Don’t be insensitive.

44. Don’t be afraid to approach him calmly and respectfully. 

45. Don’t ask him to sign every single piece of merchandise you’ve ever bought (which just so happens to be in your handbag)

46. Don’t require two pens. 

47. Don’t outstay your welcome. 

48. Don’t assume he owes you his time.

49. Don’t be obnoxious. 

50. Don’t be scared. He’s the loveliest man alive.