Damn, Tim Curry! Why You So Distracting?

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:00:34 -0400

Do you think Tim and Nel were having sex during the rocky horror era? On pictures they just seem really flirty like on the ones he grabs her breast, is holding her around her stomach and the one where he's pretending biting her arse

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:26:25 -0400

I mean - I hope so???????

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: On the 16th of June 1973 The...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:45:36 -0400

On the 16th of June 1973 The Rocky Horror Show began previews in the Royal Court Theatre Upstairs, London. They held their official, thunder ridden, opening night on the 19th of June 1973.

2013 marks the 40th Anniversary of this incredible production and I want to share some Frankie love here on Tumblr in a tribute to ‘the man who began it’ - Dammit. Well one of them. The one who stormed that stage forty years ago with such style and perfection that we’re sitting here forty years later, still talking about that tiny little production which by rights should have disappeared into the zeitgeist after the originally intended three week run.

So, Tumblr, can we get 4711 notes by 19th June?

If we do it.

I will post a rare - never before seen - photo from the original Theatre Upstairs production.

Well. How nice.

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: looks at Tim’s face *looks at...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 11:50:15 -0400

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

*looks at Tim’s face*

*looks at her hand*

*looks at Tim’s face*

*looks at her hand*

*looks at Tim’s face*

*looks at her hand*

Oh.

Gosh.

I have a question for you (and hopefully various other Tim Curry fans/blogs that see this, if you don't know). Is there a version of Just 14 where Tim Curry sings "and she's always too kind to the chauffeur," (instead of 'driver,' and pronounced more like 'choffer')? I could swear it's how I first heard the song, but the legitimate version I have is 'driver' in every instance.

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 08:00:01 -0400

Hi Anon,

I don’t believe so. There’s the vinyl single, ‘From The Vaults’ and ‘Frankies Rare Experiments’ where it features and whilst I haven’t heard the vinyl in a while the other two are ‘driver’ for sure.

dontdreamitbehim:Tim Curry in Will Shakespeare (1978)

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:43:25 -0400

dontdreamitbehim:

Tim Curry in Will Shakespeare (1978)

Do you have any suggestions for if I or anyone else run into Tim Curry? Like how to not creep him out and such?

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:26:12 -0400

I assume you mean ‘in the supermarket’ not ‘in my car’ - because that requires a completely different chat.

I’ll do my best to list several suggestions.

How Not To Creep Tim Curry Out In Gelsons By DTCWYSD

1. Don’t shout ‘OMFG FRANK N FURTER!'

2. Don’t shout 'I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT STALKING YOU’.

3. Don’t exclaim 'HOLY FUCK YOU’RE TIM CURRY!'

4. Don’t stare into his shopping cart and start laughing hysterically whilst repeating 'Splenda - everyone loves Splenda - I’m looking at Tim Curry’s Splenda. This Splenda I’m looking at is GOING HOME TO LIVE WITH TIM CURRY. Wow. Splenda'

5. Don’t try and climb into his shopping cart.

6. Don’t try and climb into his shopping cart whilst chanting “buy me, Tim Curry! Buy me!! BUY ME, TIM CURRY!”

7. Don’t lick his face.

8. Don’t start unbuckling his belt.

9. Don’t start unbuckling YOUR belt.

10 Don’t start hyperventilating.

11. Don’t start hyperventilating whilst unbuckling his belt.

12. Don’t start hyperventilating whilst unbuckling YOUR belt.

13. Don’t creep up behind him and sniff his hair.

14. Don’t creep up behind him at all.

15. Don’t say 'You’re him? Aren’t you?’

16. Don’t ask him where his tambourine is.

17. Don’t tell him he’s smashing.

18. Don’t ask him to father your children.

19. Don’t ask him if he wants a ride home.

20. Don’t ask him 'if he’s bought any good Häagen-Dazs lately'

21. Don’t tell him you’re his biggest fan.

22. Don’t tell him you thought he was great in Hook.

23. Don’t point to alcohol-based items in his trolley and say 'IT’S STIMULATING!'

24. Don’t ask him if he’s ever visited Tumblr.

25. Don’t tell him how WEIRD??????? you are coz you found him 'so hot in Rocky Horror'

26. Don’t tell him you’ve seen 'everything he’s ever done’.

27. Don’t tell him you’d like to have seen him as the joker in Batman.

28. Don’t tell him he’d make a great Dr Who.

29. Don’t offer him a blowjob.

30. Don’t offer him a Milk Dud.

31. Don’t offer him anything.

32. Don’t tell him he’s 'much shorter than you imagined'

33. Don’t tell him he’s 'much better looking in real life’.

34. Don’t ask him 'what he’s doing here’.

35. Don’t ask him if he likes to have sex with men.

36. Don’t start sweating and tell him you’ve come on holiday to LA and spent every day in Gelson’s wine aisle.

37. Don’t pull out your phone and start showing him photos of you dressed as Frank N Furter.

38. Don’t say 'I actually saw you in Annie before I saw Rocky Horror'

39. Don’t tell him you still wanted to fuck the shit out of him in his Criminal Minds Make-up.

40. Don’t make any reference to wanting to fuck the shit out of him in general.

41. Don’t be rude.

42. Don’t be presumptuous.

43. Don’t be insensitive.

44. Don’t be afraid to approach him calmly and respectfully.

45. Don’t ask him to sign every single piece of merchandise you’ve ever bought (which just so happens to be in your handbag)

46. Don’t require two pens.

47. Don’t outstay your welcome.

48. Don’t assume he owes you his time.

49. Don’t be obnoxious.

50. Don’t be scared. He’s the loveliest man alive.

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Tue, 29 May 2018 09:48:31 -0400

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: Rude Awakening

Mon, 21 May 2018 15:30:30 -0400

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

Rude Awakening

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: Oooof. You’re a good looking...

Sun, 20 May 2018 08:28:11 -0400

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

Oooof. You’re a good looking son of a bitch Curry. I’ll give you that.

timcurrysbooty: Yes! yEs!

Sun, 20 May 2018 08:15:47 -0400

timcurrysbooty:

Yes!

yEs!

I have my post notifcation on for your page, I love your account it's SO good 👏👏

Fri, 18 May 2018 09:29:44 -0400

(Thank you <3)

Tim Curry - Me & My Girl - 1987

Fri, 18 May 2018 09:22:03 -0400

Tim Curry - Me & My Girl - 1987

Photograph of the actual moment TC realised how much $$$ his...

Wed, 09 May 2018 16:28:53 -0400

Photograph of the actual moment TC realised how much $$$ his autograph was going to make him in the future. Ka. Ka. Ka. CHING.

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Wed, 09 May 2018 15:29:28 -0400

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Wed, 09 May 2018 15:25:53 -0400

timcurrysbooty: timcurrysbooty: Tim and Meat Loaf on set of...

Sat, 05 May 2018 11:43:36 -0400

timcurrysbooty:

timcurrysbooty:

Tim and Meat Loaf on set of Rocky Horror.

Doesn’t feel right putting a watermark on this. I wait in antic- no. I fucking hate that phrase. I’ll just sit and swirl a glass of wine and fondle my moustache if people repost.

Update a year and a half later: I HAVE HAD SO MUCH WINE BECAUSE OF REPOSTS.

Always watching. Always swirling.

We’re fucking hammered. cONStantLy.

♫♪ All around me are familiar faces… ♪♫

Sat, 05 May 2018 10:13:55 -0400

♫♪ All around me are familiar faces… ♪♫

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: Introducing a brand new Fan Fic...

Sat, 05 May 2018 10:07:18 -0400

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

Introducing a brand new Fan Fic based on Mr Curry during his time in Rocky at The Theatre Upstairs. A few months ago I ran a competition over on tcfanfiction where the anonymous story idea with the most notes would be made into a full length fic.

The winning request was: “A story about Tim during his time at the Theatre Upstairs performing Rocky Horror in 1973 in London: with a girl (boy may be added, but girl is a must); the filthier the better :)”

So here it is! As ever feedback - be it anonymous or not - is always very welcome and appreciated.

Enjoy!

A Chance Meeting

timcurrysbooty:Yeah.

Sat, 05 May 2018 10:02:56 -0400

timcurrysbooty:

Yeah.

Damn, Tim Curry! Why You So Distracting?

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Do you think Tim and Nel were having sex during the rocky horror era? On pictures they just seem really flirty like on the ones he grabs her breast, is holding her around her stomach and the one where he's pretending biting her arse

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: On the 16th of June 1973 The...

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: *looks at Tim’s face* *looks at...

dontdreamitbehim:Tim Curry in Will Shakespeare (1978)

Do you have any suggestions for if I or anyone else run into Tim Curry? Like how to not creep him out and such?

Photo

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: Rude Awakening

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: Oooof. You’re a good looking...

timcurrysbooty: Yes! yEs!

I have my post notifcation on for your page, I love your account it's SO good 👏👏

Tim Curry - Me & My Girl - 1987

Photograph of the actual moment TC realised how much $$$ his...

Photo

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timcurrysbooty: timcurrysbooty: Tim and Meat Loaf on set of...

♫♪ All around me are familiar faces… ♪♫

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: Introducing a brand new Fan Fic...

timcurrysbooty:Yeah.

damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting: looks at Tim’s face *looks at...